My Poor Boobs

09 Oct 2007
My poor boobs.

My boobs have had a bad night.

So there I was, happily eating my bowl of pasta with yummy, chunky tomato sauce. I was plopped in front of the TV. Not once, but TWICE, some noodles fell off my fork and directly down my cleavage. Hmmph.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

Later, while enjoying a nice hot cup of tea, my mug inexplicably heaved itself from my hands. My boobs were baptized in hot tea. The scorching liquid soaked quickly into my bra. Bob wondered why I was madly trying to take off my top whilst standing on the back porch. I now have what feels like sunburn on the underside of my breasts.

They say bad things happen in three's.

Perhaps I should do a breast self-exam while applying the aloe vera lotion.